Yeah, yeah, I bet you thought that I had slipped into my familiar “I don’t have enough time for this” mumbo bugspit of the hiatus. “Oh, it’s been three weeks since the last time he posted any code, he must’ve stopped.”
False.
Simply put, I had to weather our organization’s usual two-pronged quarterly software release, which involved a fifteen-hour day and two 3 A.M. wake-up calls. On with the code.
I’m not sure where to start. I was going to try to order this code review by the changes I made, but there have been so many, so I’ll just do this by module.
Code Agitator, elected to be the villain, certified a menace

