I have identified the root cause of all of the problems, angst, and illness in the software development world.
You, managers, are a disease. Your entire class of job function is a farce. You have no business in the labor force, other than as the floor sweeper at the post office. Your work is so irrelevant that they gave you your own office to isolate you from the people who make you look good.
All you do is get in the way. You are the one not committed to the project. You are the one with a bad attitude. You are the one who is always negative. You are the ones who are always arguing. You are the one who is difficult to work with.
You do nothing but work the phones and stare at your calendar, and most days, you can’t even get that right. How dare you blame the people doing the actual work. How dare you tell me how to do my job. All you can do is claim unwarranted credit and assign blame for your own follies.
You are clueless. You are arrogant. You are meddling. You are incompetent. You talk for the sake of talking. You are completely disconnected from reality. You have no right to tell me how easy my job is.
Stop ignoring us.
Stop talking over us.
Stop interrupting us.
Stop distributing your workload on us.
Stop abdicating your already-scant responsibilities.
Stop forcing your sick ideology on us.
Check it out, open source version of the real poster, GNU License, all that stuff:
Your entire kind needs to be eradicated.
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